Zelda Crumb

Gender: Female

Occupation: Classified

Affiliations: Ernest’s wife

Loves: Ernest, life

Hates: Duplicity, raisins

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Preferred Weapon: Kindness

First Appearance: Blog Pray Hate

19 comments

  1. She has it on good authority that blogging platforms are exceedingly user friendly. Clearly she has never used WordPress’ new bleep bloop bloop layout.

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