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“like a red carpet at a porn conventional” ha!
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Such a delightful turn of phrase, don’t you think? 😛
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Haha, 50 shades of grey parody I see.
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It certainly is! Some friends of mine came up with most of the text for this one too, which makes it even funnier for me!
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Aah… throbbing members strangled by tortured pant fabric, we’ve all been there Tony ha ha !
Reading your story has got me thinking were has this woman been all my life, she certainly sounds like my kind of libidinous lady who would bring a smile to my face at least.
Very funny especially the last panel,pithy and very to the point.
Kind regards
Paul
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I dunno, Paul. I think I’d prefer not to die between a pair of huge thighs. I mean, it’s probably a lot more pleasant than a lot of other ways to die, but still… 😛
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