Titty Titty Boom Boom

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  1. I used to say that I was a toddler in diapers and a training bra.
    My family seems to have been given extra mamory DNA.
    We could start our own lifeboat company by laying side by side, holding hands.

    TMI-
    I don’t wear shirts with logos because it’s distracting. I don’t need slogans as a moving advertisement.
    I’ll never jog. I could hurt myself and others.
    At age 45, I know the cruel dictator called gravity and what he has done to once proud mountains. I’m only flat chested when I lay down.
    Shutting a nipple in the desk drawer at work will change you forever. I was wearing a shirt! I have no idea how I managed to do it but I did. My supervisor laughed until she cried.
    I used to put my mom’s bra on like a rain hat to make fun of her.
    You know cats like to knead on soft things as they purr. I feel used and dirty after my cat feels me up.
    Life with an abundance of breast can be…. complicated. lol

    Faith

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    1. I have to say that I’m wiping tears of laughter from my eyes right now, Faith. I also must admit that I’m thanking my lucky stars that I’m not a woman having to deal with abundance-of-breast issues! It’s not easy by the sounds of it! 😛

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  2. “You’ve gone quiet all of a sudden…”
    That was perfect.
    And just for the records, I do have a rather big breast but man, not *that* big. So no, I don’t get in so many troubles, but I do have this funny issue anytime I eat biscuits or sandwiches: all the crumbs land on my cleavage. If it’s icecream or a coke is worse because if anything falls it will stain my shirt/dress/whatever and everyone will see it all the day long. Because… ah, it’s in such an outstanding place. It’s like “Hello, there! I messed my outfit like a 4 years old kid. Bye!”

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    1. I guess whenever you’re eating biscuits or sandwiches, you could pretend you’re simply saving some for later? Hmmm. No, I suppose not. I don’t suppose anybody would be convinced by that excuse. And as for the ice cream or Coke, I thought I was the only one who ever spilled that kind of thing on myself. To be honest, it’s nice to know that somebody else does too. 🙂

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