Titty Titty Boom Boom

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  1. I used to say that I was a toddler in diapers and a training bra.
    My family seems to have been given extra mamory DNA.
    We could start our own lifeboat company by laying side by side, holding hands.

    TMI-
    I don’t wear shirts with logos because it’s distracting. I don’t need slogans as a moving advertisement.
    I’ll never jog. I could hurt myself and others.
    At age 45, I know the cruel dictator called gravity and what he has done to once proud mountains. I’m only flat chested when I lay down.
    Shutting a nipple in the desk drawer at work will change you forever. I was wearing a shirt! I have no idea how I managed to do it but I did. My supervisor laughed until she cried.
    I used to put my mom’s bra on like a rain hat to make fun of her.
    You know cats like to knead on soft things as they purr. I feel used and dirty after my cat feels me up.
    Life with an abundance of breast can be…. complicated. lol

    Faith

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    1. I have to say that I’m wiping tears of laughter from my eyes right now, Faith. I also must admit that I’m thanking my lucky stars that I’m not a woman having to deal with abundance-of-breast issues! It’s not easy by the sounds of it! 😛

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