Titty Titty Boom Boom

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    1. That’s what I’ve been informed. Makes me feel kinda fortunate that all I’m packing is a tiny assortment of objects between my legs! At least these can be tucked away discreetly. I can only imagine some of the challenges being female can often present! 😛

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  8. “You’ve gone quiet all of a sudden…”
    That was perfect.
    And just for the records, I do have a rather big breast but man, not *that* big. So no, I don’t get in so many troubles, but I do have this funny issue anytime I eat biscuits or sandwiches: all the crumbs land on my cleavage. If it’s icecream or a coke is worse because if anything falls it will stain my shirt/dress/whatever and everyone will see it all the day long. Because… ah, it’s in such an outstanding place. It’s like “Hello, there! I messed my outfit like a 4 years old kid. Bye!”

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    1. I guess whenever you’re eating biscuits or sandwiches, you could pretend you’re simply saving some for later? Hmmm. No, I suppose not. I don’t suppose anybody would be convinced by that excuse. And as for the ice cream or Coke, I thought I was the only one who ever spilled that kind of thing on myself. To be honest, it’s nice to know that somebody else does too. 🙂

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  11. I used to say that I was a toddler in diapers and a training bra.
    My family seems to have been given extra mamory DNA.
    We could start our own lifeboat company by laying side by side, holding hands.

    TMI-
    I don’t wear shirts with logos because it’s distracting. I don’t need slogans as a moving advertisement.
    I’ll never jog. I could hurt myself and others.
    At age 45, I know the cruel dictator called gravity and what he has done to once proud mountains. I’m only flat chested when I lay down.
    Shutting a nipple in the desk drawer at work will change you forever. I was wearing a shirt! I have no idea how I managed to do it but I did. My supervisor laughed until she cried.
    I used to put my mom’s bra on like a rain hat to make fun of her.
    You know cats like to knead on soft things as they purr. I feel used and dirty after my cat feels me up.
    Life with an abundance of breast can be…. complicated. lol

    Faith

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    1. I have to say that I’m wiping tears of laughter from my eyes right now, Faith. I also must admit that I’m thanking my lucky stars that I’m not a woman having to deal with abundance-of-breast issues! It’s not easy by the sounds of it! 😛

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      1. Oh no, Write and post whatever you want, and however you feel. After all these strips are a way of your expression, so you should be able to express what you feel, it’s your blog 🙂

        We will always love to read whatever you post Tony ❤

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      1. Exactly! Well done!

        I never judge… we are the full-rights owners of own bodies.
        But I never understand aspirations for breast Enlargement… of course, if it isn’t aesthetic need, for example Mastectomy.
        Damn! Sorry for such a serious comment for your funny stuff 🙂

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  18. Dear Tony,

    Before I had children I had wonderful, perky little breasts. Not anymore. I miss them.

    Gravity is not kind to bigger chested girls. And food that ought to fall onto my plate falls straight onto the ol’ ta tas.

    *sigh*

    All My Love,
    Jennifer

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    1. It must be depressing making a mess of yourself every time you try to eat. I thank whatever it is that’s in charge of these things that us guys don’t have to worry about such things. Of course, we also thank the whatever it is for the eye candy too! We guys are pretty shallow and predictable that way I suppose. 😛

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  20. Wow, this is one of my favourite so far. As someone who has personally had breast reduction surgery in the past this strip hits home in all the right ways! I love it!

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    1. I don’t think I’ve ever seen one that raunchy either, but I thought it’d make it funnier if it was a BBC period drama rather than your usual variety of drama (whatever that is). 😛

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  22. whats this bbc dramas steamy??what is the BIG idea with ZELDA she should be happy to have something larger than life in her life nothing against ernest.love the strip tony.}:

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