Fancy Dress Party

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  1. Reminds me of a drunken evening we spent trying to teach a friend’s friend’s parrot to say, “Look out, he’s got a gun!”. 😀

    Also: If I had a parrot I would absolutely love it to blurt out “pieces or arse” at inappropriate times. Because that’s how my high seas roll.

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  4. Ninjas are cooler than pirates anyways. One of my friends owns one of those birds and they have never managed to get it to speak.

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  5. Dear Tony,

    Once upon a time I made myself a Halloween costume that included a belt made out of AOL CDs, an eye patch made from a 3 1/2″ diskette, and a doo rag covered in binary. I fashioned a butterfly out of old pantyhose and wire into the likeness (strong word, that) of the Microsoft butterfly to perch on my shoulder. Can you guess what I was?

    All My Love,
    Jennifer

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  10. Hahaha. I love this so much. I laughed out loud several times while reading it. Those damn birds. They just don’t always say what you want them to.

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      1. Haha, cockatoos are awesome, but Bearded Dragons are a lot more…. quiet. Well, they actually make no sound at all. Both would be awesome pets, but make sure your neighbours don’t mind screeching 😛

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