Lovers of a Lesser God

I hate being preachy, but I feel I might have crossed that line with the latest Crumbcast. I guess this stems from the fact that I’m finally ready to reveal what I really think when it comes to relationship and religion (with a dash of sexy sex thrown in for good measure). Of course, it’s not as if the world is breathlessly awaiting my opinions! I’m certainly under no illusions about that. Really, I’m only doing this because I want to. If someone’s willing to listen… then great!

Also, it’s only fair that I warn my religious friends and readers that some of the views expressed in this episode may be offensive to them. While I don’t feel it necessary to apologise for said views, I do want to acknowledge the distress that they may cause. So, please do be aware that I don’t take this lightly, and that I hope we can at least agree to disagree. It would be grand if we could still be chums anyway. Yeah, let’s give peace a chance, man!

Oh, and please do feel free to read “Matching Jeremy Tang” for some much needed context regarding this installment of the podcast. Crumble Cult is my baby, so I enjoy having people fuss over it! Hint. Nudge. Insert winking smiley here…

THE CRUMBCAST 17

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  1. …Okay I’ve listened earlier than I thought I would…and if I had my way I wouldn’t ask those evil escorts to Satan (women) to merely cover up with cloth, oh no, I would insist that they are carried around in wooden boxes.

    It would be the man’s choice if he were to embellish said box with wheels for easy manoeuvering (providing they are not sexy wheels).
    I mean for goodness sake what if a gust of wind were to blow and some poor man be scandalised by the hint of some evil woman’s form? – No a coffin shaped boxed would do the trick.

    Various meaningful holes could be drilled in said box for the man’s ‘comfort times’ and 2 arm shaped holes so she can reach out and do the cleaning, that way he doesn’t even have to set his godly eyes on a harlot with breasts – and think of the convenience of her death. She could be buried forthwith in said box (or indeed dumped outside with the garbage) allowing the man to move swiftly on to another pre-packed wench.

    I hope this idea is implemented ASAP as it rings slightly less loony than many existing systems.

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  2. I found myself agreeing with everything you’ve said. I’ve never really sat down and thought it out, but I guess now I don’t have to! 😋 Like you said “this should be preaching to the choir”, I always think my views on being open fall into that category and I’m constantly surprised and disappointed when it’s not the case.

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  3. Speaking of A LESSER GOD, the “principle of just being yourself” is certainly working for The Donald. As for “What could be wrong with that?” — Jesus, I can’t think of a thing (though I’m pretty sure Jesus could).

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